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dontpokethewarlord:

Who’s gonna push you through heavy days?

doctorwithanm4:

tastefullyoffensive:

World Cup Player Pronunciation Guide [via]

BLAZE MA TWEETY

You say to be tolerant of others but at your old company you fired people who are on Tofu Tuesday, what about the people who are vegetarian because of health conditions and not by choice?

askmrtorgue:

MAN, WAS I THAT MUCH OF AN ASSH*LE WHEN I RAN THE TORGUE CORPORATION!?!

GRANDMA WAS RIGHT. G*DDAMN.

ANYWAY, I’VE BEEN WORKING ON A RECIPE FOR MAKING TOFU ACCEPTABLE. THE KEY TO RELATIONSHIPS IS TO COMPROMISE THE SH*T OUT OF THEM.

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INGREDIENTS FOR ACCEPTABLE TOFU:

  • TOFU
  • BUCKET OF BARBECUE SAUCE

RECIPE:

  • GO THE F*CK TO TOWN ON THAT SH*T
Fast Fact

baronessvettel:

rarararaikkonen:

loosewheelnut:

AUS GP: Mark comes, Seb retires
MON GP: Mark comes, Seb retires
AUT GP: Mark comes, Seb retiresimage

That’s also the races Nico has won

Silverstone next…Mark will defs be there